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You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

By Derek Kruszewski on September, 18 2023

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Camelot!

The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!

What a strange person. Burn her anyway! Who's that then? Did you dress her up like this? It's only a model. And the hat. She's a witch!

We found them.

Did you dress her up like this? You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us.

I have to push the pram a lot.
Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.
I dunno. Must be a king.

We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us.

You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! What do you mean?

Now, look here, my good man.
Did you dress her up like this?
Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical!

Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. Burn her! Now, look here, my good man. You don't vote for kings.

You don't vote for kings. Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! We found them. You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! He hasn't got shit all over him.

Camelot! Well, how'd you become king, then? The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! Well, how'd you become king, then? I am your king. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!

Burn her anyway! I'm not a witch. How do you know she is a witch? You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Camelot!

Well, how'd you become king, then? Be quiet! On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. It's only a model.

How do you know she is a witch? What do you mean? We found them. Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot!

The nose? Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! He hasn't got shit all over him. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!

Did you dress her up like this? Shut up! Will you shut up?! And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. Now, look here, my good man. We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us.

Oh, ow! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. She looks like one. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Derek Kruszewski

Derek Kruszewski is a data scientist and mechanical engineer with a passion for automating control systems using AI, particularly at oil and gas facilities. Derek leads the vulnerability management innovations at aDolus and (with his extensive yoga background) can fix your back if it hurts.